Talk Nerdy To Me

Pickup Lines for the Geek-Hearted

Thomas Dolby – She Blinded Me With Science

They say that one of the most important traits in a mate is a sense of humor. We agree. We love to laugh and if you get our nerdy references you increase your odds drastically. So, we thought we’d help you out this Valentine’s Day and mine some of our favorite nerdy pickup lines to ensure your success in the world of love. Everyone wants to be understood and using these lines could help you sort the wheat from the chaff.

So, go on. Make them laugh. They’ll love you for it! 

1. You’re so hot you denature my proteins.

2. You’re as sweet as 3.14

3. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

4. At absolute zero, you would still move me.

5. I think my heart just lagged

6. Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.

7. Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy

8. You must be the √2, because I feel irrational around you.

These last two are specifically for K – Rock On, Baby!

9. Honey, you’re so gneiss, I’ll never take you for granite.

10. You know what they say, baby – subduction leads to orogeny. How about we go back to my place and make the bedrock?

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