Everyone knows that a moustache is necessary for the performance of dastardly deeds. But what do you do with your moustache during the rest of your day? Wear it on a chain, of course! This necklace is the perfect accessory/disguise for any lady of questionable motives. The 2.5-inch wide by 1-inch tall gold-tone metal moustache dangles from a 16-inch, brass chain with a 2-inch extender.