Everyone knows that a moustache is necessary for the performance of dastardly deeds. But what do you do with your moustache during the rest of your day? If you wear it as a ring, it will always be handy! (Get it? Handy! hahaha! I crack myself up.) This ring is the perfect accessory/disguise for any lady of questionable motives.

When we ordered these rings, the moustache was attached to the ring parallel to the ring. But that didn’t work for us, so K took them all apart and reattached the acrylic moustaches perpendicular to the ring, which allows for the most diabolically perfect use of the moustache. The 1-7/8-inch wide by 3/4-inch tall acrylic moustache is attached to a silver-tone metal ring that is adjustable to fit a variety of finger sizes.